• REAL. LIFE.

    IS. SO. HARD.

    You should be rewarded.

    FELT ALL THE FEELS

    For that really emotional person in your life.

    Congrats

    You're another year closer to the grave.

    YAAAAS QUEEN

    You did it girl.

    You did it

    Even though you literally thought you couldn't.

    how about nah?

    Nope. No. Sorry.

    Finished Tinder

    For that next lever swiper.

    DRANK ALL THE COFFEE

    For that caffeine dependant friend.

    You go girl

    This is a big deal.

    BINGE CHAMPION

    All flix, no chill.

    Gettin' hitched

    Doing your parents proud.

    KILLING IT

    Look how far you've come.

    BYE HATERS

    They just fans tho.

    Didn't Bail

    Just a little late.

    next level creeper

    For that person who can find anyone online.

    OFFICIAL CAT LADY

    You are one, or you know one.

    DOING YOUR PART

    When you went to that thing with other people.

    TAKE OUT CHAMPION

    For the person who has the pizzeria on speed dial.

  • WTF ARE THESE THINGS?

    Remember when you were in grade 7, and you got 6th place in long jump at track and field and they still gave you a gold foil stamped satin ribbon that said "PARTICIPANT". Remember how good that made you feel? Remember how proud your parents pretended to be when you showed them? So good right?

     

    Well we believe that feeling of recognition shouldn't be relegated to grade school track meets or swimming lessons. Why? Because real life is hard and people deserve credit for day after day somehow completing life's basic tasks. So buy a ribbon and recognize your friends, your family and your lover(s).

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